The Perfect Excuse

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✓ Your Perfect Strategic Excuse
  • Expertly crafted alibi
  • Just the right amount of detail
  • Witty and sophisticated
  • Instant delivery

♥ Why You'll Love It
  • Impossibly clever excuses
  • The perfect mix of wit and absurdity
  • A dash of cosmic improbability
  • Guilt-free breathing room

★ Some examples of our art
  • "My houseplant needs emotional support"
  • "The universe filed a motion to postpone"
  • "Mercury retrograde ate my to-do list"
  • "My potential invoked its right to remain silent"